Things I Want To Do This Summer

-- Stay up for a whole night of Radio Dead Air.

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-- Finish my entire collection of unfinished N64 games.

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-- Make a video game.

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--  Finish my "After A While: Metroid Other M" series.

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-- Write an opinionated editorial for 'www.digitallydownloaded.net' .
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 -- Lose some pounds (~20).

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-- Play through the Uncharted trilogy.

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-- Upgrade my computer so that I can play Iron Front: Liberation 1944 at a decent framerate.

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 -- Buy and read some more manga/comic books/graphic novels.

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 -- Perform some sort of gaming marathon (w/ friends).
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-- Get through at least half of my Steam backlog.

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-- Watch Terminator 2: Judgement Day and The Matrix (already have DVDs).

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 -- Only drink water for a day.

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 -- Play some sort of Dungeons-&-Dragons-esque game at least once.

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I'm Now An Official Games Journalist!

I welcome the world of late-night announcements and free video games with open arms!

Article #1: Portal 2 Level Editor To Be Released May 8th

In this article I took a straightforward approach with the knowledge that was present; have a snazzy intro paragraph, report the information that I had, talk about a personal experience relating to the news, and throw in a joke or two. I think it worked out really well, even if it took 45 minutes to write.

Article #2: Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2 is a thing

...And this is the article where I stopped giving damns. It's basically one big joke/rag post on Call Of Duty and BLOPS 2, with an almost 100% serious paragraph that failed to be that. Now, I do want to get something out of the way; I don't hate Activision or Treyarch or Infinity Ward (although Activision does need to be slapped every now-and-then), it's just that Call Of Duty is such an easy target that I HAVE to go for it. Think of it like a nerdy stand-up comedian and the mention of Twilight fans; the comedian just HAS to make fun of the ridiculous culture surrounding the poorly-written books.