Friday, September 9, 2011

J.C. Denton, The Time Traveler

About two weeks ago I was playing Deus Ex (that one PC game that everybody considers to be the greatest PC game ever) and I was on the fourth mission, specifically where [SPOILERS] you have to get on top of a previous NFS (the terrorist group) warehouse and send a distress signal to other NFS-associated groups [END SPOILERS]. Now, I'm told through magical voice-in-my-head communication that if I can't hack the necessary computers I need to use to finish my objective, there are datacubes (think notepads, only FUTURISTIC) that contain log-ins and passwords to the computers, the datacubes being located somewhere in the basement.

When I first came up to this challenge I already had the ability to hack computers, but since going down to the basement of the warehouse would yield multitools, lock-picks, and skill points I decided to go searching in the basement for the datacubes. As expected, finding the datacubes and getting to them wasn't easy. The basement was filled with deadly lasers, deadly turrets, and toxic gas of the deadly variety. So yeah, it was pretty much a death-trap just to find a couple of log-ins and passwords. I eventually did get past the murderous basement a couple of times and find the necessary information. But whenever I got my primary objective done, I would always be rushed by a couple of enemies and die (I didn't specialize in combat). This lead to lots of frustration with very little process.

I eventually decided to just hack into the computer and finish my objective that way and get on with the game (I wasn't even close to the 1/4th mark). But a little thought crossed my mind when I decided to do this;

"Why don't I try using the log-ins and passwords from the basement on the computers without going to find them first?"

Of course, I really didn't expect this to work since I've tried it in other, more modern games and it didn't work, but I decided to give it a try because I wanted to see how far Ion Storm thought ahead when designing Deus Ex.

Apparently, Ion Storm didn't like to play-test their game.

As a result, I was able to use the log-ins and passwords before I technically found them in-game. Of course, chronologically this would have made no sense and I probably would have collapsed all of time as we know it, but thankfully video games are a lot more forgiving when it comes to dooming the entire universe due to laziness.

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You know, I like this idea of a pseudo-time-travel mechanic in games. Maybe I'll come back to this topic later in my blogging future.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

My Summer of 2011 Backlog Banner #2

Since I got more games over the summer, I thought I would play them all AND make another banner. Ain't I so awesome? =P

Also, you may notice that a particular game on the banner hasn't been released yet. Can you guess which one? =P

Saturday, July 9, 2011

My Backloggery Progress For 2011

EDIT:

2011 IS OVER!!!

This post will stay up for archival purposes. As for a year-end summary, I would say that 2011 was a good year for almost every kind of game-player, whether they liked strategy games or first-person shooters. In the words of the omni-present AI, "This was a triumph".

ORIGINAL:

Since I realized that I couldn't fit all of my backlog history in the note on my backlog page, I decide to post it up here! Enjoy reading through my stats for 2011. =P

Note #1: All of the "New" games were added as unfinished or nulled.

Note #2: I'm an American, so the dates on each game follow the "Month/Day" formula.

Note #3: "Cmpl;" stands for "Compilation".

Short Stats:

New Games: 86
Beaten Games: 61
Completed Games: 6

Long Stats:

New Games:

#1: Half-Life (PC) [1/2]
#2: System Protocol One (PC) [1/3]
#3: Bioshock (PC) [1/5]
#4: Puzzle Quest 2 (PC) [1/7]
#5: Magnetis (PC) [1/8]
#6: Half-Life 2: Episode 2 (PC) [1/12]
#7: Nimbus (PC) [1/17]
#8: Research and Development (PCDL) [1/18]
#9: Desktop Dungeons (PC) [1/19]
#10: Half-Life: Blue Shift (PC) [1/23]
#11: Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter (PC) [1/23]
#12: Borderlands (PC) [1/30]
#13: DEFCON (PC) [1/30]
#14: DiRT (PC) [1/30]
#15: Gravitron 2 (PC) [1/30]
#16: Gumboy: Crazy Adventures (PC) [1/30]
#17: Hacker Evolution (PC) [1/30]
#18: Half-Life: Opposing Force (PC) [1/30]
#19: Hammerfight (PC) [1/30]
#20: Multiwinia (PC) [1/30]
#21: Overlord (PC) [1/30]
#22: Overlord: Raising Hell (PC) [1/30]
#23: Overlord II (PC) [1/30]
#24: Rag Doll Kung Fu (PC) [1/30]
#25: RoboBlitz (PC) [1/30]
#26: RUSH (PC) [1/30]
#27: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat (PC) [1/30]
#28: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (PC) [1/30]
#29: Serious Sam: The First Encounter (PC) [1/30]
#30: Serious Sam: The Second Encounter (PC) [1/30]
#31: Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter (PC) [1/30]
#32: Titan Quest: Immortal Throne (PC) [1/30]
#33: ToCA Race Driver 3 (PC) [1/30]
#34: Twin Sector (PC) [1/30]
#35: Uplink (PC) [1/30]
#36: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA) [1/30]
#37: Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 (GBA) [1/30]
#38: Drill Dozer (GBA) [1/30]
#39: de Blob 2 (Wii) [3/7]
#40: Magicka (PC) [3/26/2011]
#41: 1...2...3...Kick It! (PC) [4/3]
#42: Portal 2 (PC) [4/19]
#43: Wario Land: Shake It! (Wii) [4/30]
#44: Jumper Redux (PC) [5/6]
#45: Toki Tori (PC) [5/7]
#46: Mass Effect (PC) [5/8]
#47: Terraria (PC) [5/17]
#48: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure (Wii) [6/4]
#49: Spiral Knights (PC) [6/16]
#50: Beat Hazard Ultra (PCDL) [6/19]
#51: Darksiders (PC) [6/24]
#52: Team Fortress 2 (PC) [6/24]
#53: Trackmania United Forever Star Edition (PC) [6/27]
#54: Red Steel 2 (Wii) [6/30]
#55: Swords & Soldiers HD (PC) [7/3]
#56: Sanctum (PC) [7/8]
#57: Just Cause 2 (PC) [7/16]
#58: A.R.E.S.: Extinction Agenda (Steam) [7/24]
#59: Left 4 Dead (Steam) [8/7]
#60: Ridge Racer 3D (3DS) [8/11]
#61: Section 8: Prejudice (Steam) [8/11]
#62: Cogs (PC) [8/18]
#63: Deux Ex GOTY Edition (PC) [8/20]
#64: Caster (Steam) [8/21]
#65: Capsized (Steam) [8/24]
#66: Star Wars Battlefront II (Steam) [8/26]
#67: Zombie Driver (Steam) [8/27]
#68: Noitu Love (PC) [8/28]
#69: Rock of Ages (Steam) [9/7]
#70: Klonoa: Empire of Dreams (GBA) [9/8]
#71: Star Fox 64 3D (3DS) [9/12]
#72: Left 4 Dead 2 (Steam) [9/14]
#73: Disgaea DS (DS) [10/6]
#74: BIT.TRIP BEAT (3DS) (Cmpl; BIT.TRIP SAGA) [10/8]
#75: Frozen Synapse (PC) [10/15]
#76: E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy (Steam) [10/29]
#77: The Binding of Isaac (PC) [11/5]
#78: NightSky (PC) [11/11]
#79: Kirby Mass Attack (NDS) [11/22]
#80: Serious Sam 3: BFE (Steam) [11/22]
#81: Trauma (PC) [11/30]
#82: Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) [12/17]
#83: Mario Kart 7 (3DS) [12/25]
#84: WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames! (VCH) [12/25]
#85: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii) [12/30]
#86: Hard Reset (Steam) [12/31]

Beaten Games:

#1: Oni (PC) [1/2]
#2: BIT.TRIP FATE (WiiWare) [1/2]
#3: Super Scribblenauts (DS) [1/4]
#4: Puzzle Quest (PC) [1/7]
#5: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) (PC) [1/8]
#6: Half-Life (PC) [1/9/2011]
#7: Half-Life 2: Episode 2 (PC) [1/15]
#8: Nimbus (PC) [1/18]
#9: Desktop Dungeons (PC) [1/19]
#10: Research And Development (PCDL) [1/19]
#11: Half-Life: Blue Shift (PC) [2/1]
#12: Bioshock (PC) [2/5]
#13: Drill Dozer (GBA) [2/5]
#14: Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter (PC) [2/12]
#15: Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advanced 3 (GBA) [2/14]
#16: Half-Life: Opposing Force (PC) [2/19]
#17: Twin Sector (PC) [2/25]
#18: Super Mario Bros. (SNES) [2/25]
#19: Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter (PC) [2/26]
#20: LostWinds (WiiWare) [3/6]
#21: Borderlands (PC) [3/6]
#22: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA) [3/8]
#23: Super Mario Bros. 3 (SNES) [3/14]
#24: Roboblitz (PC) [3/18]
#25: de Blob 2 (Wii) [3/20]
#26: Bioshock 2 (PC) [3/26]
#27: RUSH (PC) [4/2]
#28: Portal 2 (PC) [4/19]
#29: Wario Land: Shake It! [4/30]
#30: Jumper Redux [5/17]
#31: Toki Tori (PC) [5/28]
#32: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (PC) [6/5]
#33: Beat Hazard Ultra (PCDL) [6/21]
#34: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure (Wii) [7/3]
#35: Sanctum (PC) [7/9]
#36: Trackmania United Forever Star Edition (PC) [7/14]
#37: Just Cause 2 (PC) [7/23]
#38: A.R.E.S.: Extinction Agenda (Steam) [7/24]
#39: Red Steel 2 (Wii) [7/25]
#40: Darksiders (Steam) [7/29]
#41: Section 8: Prejudice (Steam) [8/12]
#42: Left 4 Dead (Steam) [8/13]
#43: Hammerfight (Steam) [8/17]
#44: Cogs (PC) [8/19]
#45: Caster (Steam) [8/21] *
#46: Capsized (Steam) [8/25]
#47: Star Wars Battlefront 2 (Steam) [8/26]
#48: Zombie Driver (Steam) [8/27]
#49: Gumboy: Crazy Adventures (Steam) [8/28]
#50: Deus Ex (PC) [9/6]
#51: Rock of Ages (Steam) [9/8]
#52: Star Fox 64 3D (3DS) [9/15]
#53: Left 4 Dead 2 (Steam) [9/19]
#54: Ridge Racer 3D (3DS) [10/5]
#55: The Binding of Isaac (PC) [11/6]
#56: NightSky (PC) [11/11]
#57: Trauma (PC) [11/30]
#58: Kirby Mass Attack (DS) [12/18]
#59: Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) [12/18]
#60: WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames! (VCH) [12/25]
#61: Mario Kart 7 (3DS) [12/29]

Completed Games:

#1: Research And Development (PCDL) [1/19]
#2: Borderlands (PC) [3/12]
#3: Roboblitz (PC) [3/19]
#4: RUSH (PC) [4/6]
#5: Portal 2 (PC) [4/23]
#6: Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) [12/24]

* Fun Fact: I beat this game in 66 minutes.

Friday, January 1, 1999

Test

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

You don't really care, do you? =P